Mid-Term Report, Carthage College, November 14, 1962. Good god in a gravy boat. They sent reports to my parents. And I was doing badly. How the hell did I ever end up graduating with a magna? Well, that was years later. This year, I'm getting a C in American History, B in Religion (Life of Christ), A- in Humanities, B in General Psychology, B in General Zoology (I wonder if this was when I disected the frog brain), and a C in Golf and Bowling. Yeah. Golf and Bowling. We had to take a sport. I was not a sport.